Break-ups suck. Even if you’ve been fighting non-stop, even if you know he’s not the one, breaking up is just the worst. Nothing ruins a Saturday night like a good, never-ending sob fest.

Here’s how it typically goes…

You finally decide to call it quits and your world is OVER.

You go to your car and you can’t even start the engine because life is too hard.

Your friends give you great advice and you pretend to agree with it.

You start checking his Facebook approximately every 5 minutes.

Eventually he changes his status to “single” and you can’t BELIEVE he would do this to you.

And you’re like screw THIS.

You are SO done.

And you suddenly get really excited to go out and be single.

You try on a dress two sizes too small and you’re like:

You practice your death stare in the mirror … in case you run into him.

And you talk a big game if you happen to see him talking to another girl.

Then you rely on alcohol therapy.

So you go out and then this happens.

To any guy you see, you’re like:

And you’re straight to the point:

Then you see your ex.

And you realize you’re not ready for this shit yet.

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2014 is coming to an end and it’s been a pretty crazy year — especially for Miley Cyrus, who allegedly died twice this year according to the media. The 22-year-old has the most RIDICULOUS rumors spread about her, it’s hard to keep up. So before we move onto 2015, let’s look back at the craziest Miley rumors we could find!

1. She’s pregnant and went to rehab.

The singer herself denied the rumors via Instagram by saying, “Those 3 days I was off Instagram I got pregnant and went to rehab. I was am super busy sorry guys.”

2. She’s a lesbian.

“Being a lesbian isn’t a bad thing, so if you think I look like I’m a lesbian, I’m not offended. I get called an ugly lesbian a lot more than one would think. Or maybe not. Can you at least call me an interesting lesbian? I hate the U word.”

3. She had a drug overdose.

“I didn’t have a drug overdose,” she said. “I took some sh–ty antibiotics that a doctor gave me for a sinus infection and I had a reaction. I’m feeling good, I’m alive—so that’s f–king awesome. I’m the poster child for good health.”

4. Kanye West has a “creepy obsession” with her.

“[Remember] when Kanye was creepily obsessed with me bahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha,” she said on Instagram.

5. She DIED. Twice.

Rumors that Miley died spread in November AND July of this year. The 22-year-old simply updated her Instagram more frequently to prove that she was, in fact, alive.

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Whether you want to admit it or not, you probably want to be Kylie Jenner. Sure, it’s way easier to roll your eyes at her, make fun of her, or say something like, “She’s just famous because of her family.” It’s cool, we’ve all been there. But the sooner you accept the fact that you’d give your left foot to look like her, the better.

Check out 8 of Kylie Jenner’s hottest photos, and get ready to feel some insane jealousy.

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Ugh, Kylie Jenner. Please just stop messing with your face.

The 17-year-old shared a rather concerning photo on Instagram last night and it has fans questioning if the reality star did in fact go under the knife to alter her appearance. Her face looks so completely different, we could hardly recognize her.

Take a look:

Why does she look like she’s having so much difficulty opening her eyes? Is that a look she’s actually aspiring for? We’re so confused. Even comparing this to a semi-recent photo of her from earlier this year, she looks like a different person!

The odd part is, her older sister Khloe also shared a rather unusual photo of herself the other day as well … and it looks just like Kylie’s shocking pic.

Here we go again with that squinty-eyed look. It has fans screaming “BOTOX!” but who knows the real reason for their drastically different looks.

Our biggest question is, this family is idolized for their insane beauty … they even sell beauty products so us Average Joe’s can look more like them …  so why the hell are they so busy changing their appearances?

Riddle me that, Kris Jenner.

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What a bright time, it’s the right time to rock the night away…

The “Jingle Bell Rock” scene in Mean Girls will forever be engrained in our heads as one of the most epic scenes in a movie EVER — which is probably why so many people have tried to recreate it in their own school talent shows.

To get in the Christmas spirit, we’ve rounded up some of the best recreations we could find on YouTube. So, enjoy.

(But we’d much rather see Janis Ian up there shaking her thang…)

1. Cute boys + Mean Girls = the crowd goes wild.

2. We love how one of the girls actually kicks a fake radio off the stage. We appreciate the commitment to the character.

3. No costumes or a live audience — but how awesome is this male Regina George? Work it, dude.

4. They added leopard print to their santa costumes. Saucy.

5. Something funny about boys in Christmas lingerie… (Props to the guy who played Gretchen)

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On Nov. 14 of this year, MTV star Diem Brown passed away at age 32 after battling cancer for nearly a decade. We were first introduced to Diem when she appeared on Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Fresh Meat and since then she’s competed in six additional MTV challenges.

Her final challenge, Battle of the Exes II will premiere on January 6th of next year — and last night, MTV revealed the first trailer for the series, which stars Diem and on-again, off-again boyfriend, CT Tamburello.

“It’s devastating for all of us,” Real World creator Jonathan Murray said. “They loved being on The Real World or on The Challenge, and it’s great that that video of them, that story of them, actually exists on video.”

“We never gave up on each other,” CT said of Diem on Instagram after she died. “Our plan to be together forever hasn’t changed… it’s just going to take a little longer now.”

Check out the trailer here:

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I don’t know if you guys know this but … Kim Kardashian has a sex tape. It happened back in 2007 and she sold the rights for like, a billion dollar or something. It’s crazy. She’s still really ashamed of it, but whatevz … she’s rich as hell now, right? Oh … you already knew about that tape? My bad.

Perhaps it’s this tape that Kim is wishing would vanish from the internet — her music video for her one and only song, ‘Jam’ that she shot back in 2011. Maybe it’s the awful lyrics, or the cheesy laser lights, or I don’t know. This video is just plain embarrassing. Not so much for a normal person, but for Kim Kardashian, who refuses to let the world see her looking anything less than perfect.

Not to mention, there’s a slow motion butt-shot (because duh) and her derrière is looking about 5 sizes smaller than it does today. But no plastic surgery, eh? What’s up with that?

Take a look at the music video here — and you’re welcome.

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Starring on a reality show is a risky decision. The good doesn’t always weigh out the bad, and you can end up making a huge fool of yourself on national television. But then there’s always the positive side… There are a few reality stars — very few and far between — who’ve managed to extend their 15 minutes of fame and stay rich, successful and relevant long after their shows have gone off the air.

Lucky bitches … let’s check ‘em out.

1. Ali Fedotowsky

She went on reality TV for love but ended up with MUCH more. After famously leaving Jake Pavelka’s season of The Bachelor to avoid losing her job at Facebook, she was offered big bucks to come back as The Bachelorette. Fast forward to now, and she’s the friggen co-host of E! News. Life isn’t fair.

2. Lauren Conrad

She’s the California girl who starred on Laguna Beach and five seasons of The Hills, but now she’s running her own empire. With best selling books, products and fashion lines, Lauren Conrad is more successful than ever.

3. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi

We used to laugh at how much of a hot mess Snooki was on Jersey Shore — but she’s been laughing all the way to the bank. The pint-sized reality star got her own spin-off with Jersey Shore co-star Jenni “JWOWW” Farley which ran for four seasons on MTV. She also sells “Snooki” products (slippers, sunglasses, etc) on TheSnookiShop.com.

4. Kristin Cavallari

She once laughed at Lauren Conrad’s desire to be a fashion designer, but now she’s one herself. The “bitch” from Laguna Beach and The Hills designs jewelry and has her own line of shoes with Chinese Laundry. As for her love life, she’s married to hunk on a stick football player, Jay Cutler and has two beautiful babies with him. Some girls get all the luck.

5. Paris Hilton

Sex tape aside, the blonde socialite was really introduced to the world with her reality show, The Simple Life. The show ran for 5 seasons and made Paris Hilton a household name. Now, she currently has 17 fragrances (and growing) — ranking in $2 billion in sales, along with beauty products, clothes, and even Paris Hilton stores. #Winning.

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We know Nicki Minaj likes to show off her body, but on last night’s episode of Watch What Happens Live, we saw a little too much of the singer. Within seconds of her interview with Andy Cohen, we got a clear shot of Nicki’s nipple — and OF COURSE, fans were quick to call her out on it.

“Trying to be classy, and you had a nip slip,” one fan said on Twitter along with a screen shot of the incident.

And to make matters worse, Nicki was questioned during the interview about previous wardrobe malfunctions (including when her dress wouldn’t zip up at the VMAs) WHILE suffering a nip slip. Oh, the irony.

“@NICKIMINAJ is talking about a nip slip while CURRENTLY having a nip slip. @BravoWWHL, help her!” added another fan on Twitter.

Check out some of Nicki’s other outfits that left little to the imagination!

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“Friends with benefits” might be one of the most complicated relationships you could possibly get yourself into. This kind of relationship typically starts off really fun and convenient (a best friend who you can make out with? SCORE!) but almost always, someone ends up getting feelings which results in ruining the friendship all together. Buzz kill.

But FWB doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. In fact, it could actually work if you follow these 8 rules:

1. You are 100% honest about your motives.

2. You genuinely do not care about what he does after you’re done … doing stuff.

3. If he wasn’t your friend, you probably wouldn’t even give him the time of day.

4. When one of your girlfriends hits on him, you’re like:

5. He tells you about this hot chick he met at the bar and you’re like:

6. Your idea of “grabbing dinner” with him is like …

7. He never makes you smile like THIS:

8. No, that last one was important. If you EVER look like this in his presence, FWB will ruin your life.

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Another couple bites the dust.

After publicly separating in October of 2013, Kris and Bruce Jenner have officially finalized their divorce, according to reports, on Dec. 18.

According to TMZ, the couple will share custody of 17-year-old Kylie Jenner, split their assets equally, and neither party will receive spousal support. However, Kris must pay Bruce $2.5 million to “equalize things.”

The reality stars both cite irreconcilable differences on court documents as their reason for ending their marriage — and mention nothing about Bruce’s red manicure or alleged desire to become a woman.

“It’s a decision. Love is a decision, divorce is a decision. It’s not a good decision, but we’re happier living apart than we were together. Everybody feels it,” Kris said on The Talk in November.

Sad to see this one end. RIP Kruce. That’s a good nickname … why didn’t we think of that until now?

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A show of hands, how many people think Khloe is the best Kardashian?

Okay, great. You can all put your hands down now. I just wanted to make sure I was amongst people with good taste before I go on about how much I love Khloe Kardashian.

So anyway, I LOVE Khloe Kardashian. I mean, what’s NOT to love about Kim’s younger sister? She’s beautiful, hilarious, but most importantly … she tells it like it is no matter what. You don’t want to start an argument with KoKo because chances are, you’ll lose.

We’ve rounded up 12 of Khloe’s greatest comebacks of all time. Take a look:

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If anyone knows relationships, it’s Lauren Conrad. Girlfriend went through all of the ups and downs of dating on national television. So naturally, she gives amazing advice — especially now that she’s all wifed up by hubby, William Tell. Lauren never had time for liars, cheaters, or guys who are just looking to mess around (see also: the Justin Bobby types of the world), and she doesn’t want you wasting your time either.

So, LC’s got a bone to pick with you.

That guy you’ve been dating? SUCH a jerk.

I mean, he completely ignores you when his friends are around.

And it’s pretty shady when his phone “dies” when he’s out partying.

Then the next day he’s blowing up your phone trying to be all sweet.

And you’re like:

When you really think about it, he spends more time hurting you than he does making you happy.

So it’s time to get rid of him and all the baggage that comes with him.

And who says you guys can’t be friends?

Bonus: You won’t have to deal with his crazy ex-girlfriend anymore.

Of course it’s going to be difficult to cut ties.

But you’ll find a way to get through it.

Before you know it, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted a second on that guy.

So, go get dressed up and look extra hot tonight.

Because you’re single, damn it!

And single girls can do whatever the hell they want (including Brody Jenner).

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Leave it to North West to master the perfect smize before the age of two. For a girl who was virtually non-existent for the first few months of her life, she’s sure been making quite a few cameos on Kim Kardashian’s beloved Instagram page lately. Most recently, the reality star shared a photo that proved just how destined her daughter is to be in the spotlight.

“What we’re like in front of the paparazzi…”

There’s never a moment where Kim doesn’t look fierce, fabulous and on-point. And frankly, that sounds exhausting. It really makes you wonder … does she ever go home, take off her make-up and not look like she’s posing on the cover of Vogue? Apparently if she’s with her daughter, then yes. See below:

“What we’re like at home…”

Whether you love her, hate her, or just love to hate her — you can’t deny this is a sweet photo. Click through to see North’s other adorable moments!

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It seems like only yesterday we were ripping out the centerfolds from Tiger Beat magazine and scotch taping them to our bedroom walls. We’d dance around our room blasting our Lion King cassette tape and dream that one day J.T.T would sing “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” to us in person.

Those were the days.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, let’s journey back to the ’90s and remember our favorite celebrity heartthrobs. Whether you like to admit it or not, you once believed you had a shot at marrying at least one of these guys.

In a YouTube video that has gotten almost 6 million views in less than a day, three grandmas smoke weed for the very first time and it’s absolutely hilarious.

According to the YouTube account, Cut Video, “We found three grandmas who had never smoked pot and gave them an opportunity to try it for the first time. Then we gave them snacks and had them play cards against humanity.”

They also use “all their hands” to play a game of Jenga. Check it out:

As devastating as it was to hear that there won’t be a new Kardashian Christmas card this year, it’s even more heartbreaking to hear now that Kanye West is supposedly the reason. Especially since he already has a reputation for being extremely controlling. While it’s totally understandable that the rapper wants to have his own card with his own family, this has been Kim’s family tradition for years — what’s wrong with doing both and making everyone happy? Get in the Christmas spirit, Weezy.

It’s especially odd (and kind of creepy) considering Kanye admitted on Kris Jenner’s former talk show that before he started dating Kim Kardashian, he used to photoshop himself into their Christmas cards. The photo below is not a joke. It was actually featured on Kris’ show. Bible.

There he is! Right in between Kim and Kylie, see him?

“I’m not that good at photoshop. I just dreamed of, you know, being next to her,” he admitted.

According to In Touch, Bruce Jenner and his ever-changing looks also makes the annual card a little awkward. Put that on top of the divorce with Kris, Rob Kardashian’s self consciousness over his weight and Kanye’s demands, and this is just becoming way too difficult for something that’s supposed to be fun.

“There will probably never be a Kardashian family Christmas card again of all of them,” said a source.

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Between the $1 beers, pizza at 3am and endless amount of cheese fries in the dining hall, those extra pounds can creep up on you without you even realizing it. But, you typically only have time to workout on the weekends, and hello? Those are already filled with your … extracurricular activities.

The downfall of partying too hard is not having the energy the next day to work off the box of Girl Scout’s cookies you binged on the night before. When you’re hungover, the last (literally LAST) thing you want to do is any form of physical activity. Everything hurts your brain and you’d much rather die a slow death in your bed with the lights off.

Well, thanks to KymNonStop on YouTube, you can still burn some cals without (hopefully) vomiting. It’s a win, win.

According to Kym, this workout “WILL kick your butt in a way that you deserve but involves no jumping or no loud music.”

Interested yet?